Dating BINGO #1 (JC)
10 years older or younger Asks for dating advice Two dates in one night Speaks to mom during date Manbun
Lumber-sexual Micropenis Man in uniform Cries on date Concert date
Talks about ex Brings gift DOUCHEBAG Lies about height Picks you up at home
Drunken confessions of love (1st) Date in different city Looks nothing like profile picture Make it to date #5 Drinks with raised pinky finger
Met date in the wild Facial hair surprise Tattoo (any where other than arm) Waiter confused by date’s girly drink Date ends within 30 minutes
Dating BINGO #2 (MG)
Manbun Unexpected piercing Lumber-sexual Micropenis Man in uniform
Cries on date Concert date Wants to go dutch Brings gift Lies about height
Picks you up at home Drunken confessions of love (1st) DOUCHEBAG Date in different city Looks nothing like profile picture
Make it to date #5 Drinks with raised pinky finger Met date in the wild Facial hair surprise Tattoo (any where other than arm)
Waiter confused by date’s girly drink Date ends within 30 minutes Brings his God into the convo Owns cat Too big
Dating BINGO #3 (AH)
Concert date Wants to go dutch Brings gift Lies about height Picks you up at home
Drunken confessions of love (1st) Date in different city Looks nothing like profile picture Make it to date #5 Drinks with raised pinky finger
Met date in the wild Facial hair surprise DOUCHEBAG Tattoo (any where other than arm) Waiter confused by date’s girly drink
Date ends within 30 minutes Brings his God into the convo Owns cat Too big Home brewer
Talks about ex Does pushups for you Texts within 3 hours after date  Ghosted Shady about job
Dating BINGO #4 (AK)
Date in different city Looks nothing like profile picture Make it to date #5 Drinks with raised pinky finger Met date in the wild
Facial hair surprise Tattoo (any where other than arm) Waiter confused by date’s girly drink Date ends within 30 minutes Brings his God into the convo
Owns cat Too big DOUCHEBAG Home brewer Talks about ex
Does pushups for you Texts within 3 hours after date  Ghosted Shady about job Pays full bill
Offers jacket for warmth 10 years older or younger Asks for dating advice Two dates in one night Speaks to mom during date
Dating BINGO #5 (JP)
Tattoo (any where other than arm) Waiter confused by date’s girly drink Date ends within 30 minutes Brings his God into the convo Owns cat
Too big Home brewer Talks about ex Does pushups for you Texts within 3 hours after date 
Ghosted Shady about job DOUCHEBAG Pays full bill Offers jacket for warmth
10 years older or younger Asks for dating advice Two dates in one night Speaks to mom during date Manbun
Unexpected piercing Lumber-sexual Micropenis Man in uniform Cries on date
Dating BINGO #6 (KP)
Home brewer Talks about ex Does pushups for you Texts within 3 hours after date  Ghosted
Shady about job Pays full bill Offers jacket for warmth 10 years older or younger Asks for dating advice
Two dates in one night Speaks to mom during date DOUCHEBAG Manbun Unexpected piercing
Lumber-sexual Micropenis Man in uniform Cries on date Concert date
Wants to go dutch Brings gift Lies about height Picks you up at home Drunken confessions of love (1st)

Full list of date elements that get our daters closer to a BINGO:

  1. Date is 10 years older or younger
  2. Two dates in one night
  3. Manbun
  4. Lumber-sexual
  5. Man in uniform (as profession – though bonus if wearing)
  6. Attend concert
  7. Date brings gift
  8. Date picks you up at home
  9. Date asks for dating advice
  10. Date speaks to mom during date
  11. Unexpected piercing
  12. Micropenis
  13. Too big
  14. Date takes place in different city (not DC metro or LA County)
  15. Make it to date #5
  16. Date talks about ex
  17. Date lies about height
  18. Date offers jacket for warmth
  19. Met date in the wild (not online
  20. Looks nothing like profile picture
  21. Date drinks with raised pinky finger
  22. Facial hair surprise
  23. Tattoo (any where other than arm)
  24. Date ends within 30 minutes
  25. Date confuses waiter by ordering girly drink
  26. Cries on date
  27. Drunken confessions of love (1st)
  28. Shady about job
  29. Texts within 3 hours of date
  30. Ghosted
  31. Pays full bill
  32. Wants to go dutch
  33. Home brewer
  34. Does push-ups for you
  35. Owns cat
  36. Brings his God into the convo
  37. FREE SPACE: Douchebag